Greeting and welcome to the show.

Forgive me for my absence. I have been dealing with a busted foot for about 8 weeks, and with the start of fantasy football season.....well you those of you that play know where I am coming from. It can be all consuming.

I'm sure everyone by now has finished Dance and most likely with mixed emotions. Spending your ( Read more... )

All right, all right, Pesci is done with Ser Pokey's latest 500 page book which he wrapped up in a nice and neat 900 plus page cookbook. Oh the food, the food. So much of it, even reading a description of the best brown served in King's Landing seems like a chore. But I digress, we know this has been a criticism, throughout the series. It ( Read more... )

So Chubbles is getting ready for his three year book signing tour and we all know what that means; no work on book six, titled "I Should Have Stopped at Three" for at least three years.

If you need a a copy of Doorways autographed, however, be sure to be in New Mexico....forget it, you know what?

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It's all the same bullshit.  I can tell Stay Puft is ( Read more... )

Holy Fuck, Holy Shit!!!!!!! A fucking release date. I have been in a self induced coma for the past few months because his vastness had pushed me to the limit. But seriously, business took a turn and we had to take to the mattresses for the last couple of weeks. Fa'git 'bout it ( Read more... )

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Yeah, that’s right, Roy.  You heard me. Because despite the fact that you do some absurd voices for people like Tyrion, and the fact that apparently every woman in the entire series speaks or thinks in a desperate and weak tone of voice (one that I would only reserve for, say, Catelyn), I am tired of you constantly putting me on a roller coaster ( Read more... )

Liotta here, glad to see Pesci finally showed up. Also, special thanks to Tower of the Hand for giving us a shout-out on their main page.   And since we're in an irksome mood today, I've got something to add:

Many of you have taken issue with my argument that Bran totally stinks, that his storyline is a complete bore, and that he should be pretty ( Read more... )

     It seems that a little post about a large man has gone a long way and it's only been a week.  Sorry I have not participated in the live journal sooner, but I had to work.  That's right, work.  Something our 'friend' George R.R. Martin seems to have forgotten about.  I'm not asking the guy to plug 10 hour shifts just to finish Dance, but its ( Read more... )

Both pros and cons, that is.  I'm so happy to have become the conduit for all frustrations and praises regarding the long-delayed completion of ADWD.

Why, some of you ask?  Why do I do what I do?  Do I have a skewed sense of grandeur?  Of entitlement?  Am I doing this to simply entertain?  To constructively critique?  Or am I just an asshole?

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